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TAKE MY HUSBAND PLEASE

An Unconventional Romantic Comedy

He broke her heart. Now he needs her help. 

Payback is going to be delicious.

After Sophie files for divorce from Will, his unexpected financial apocalypse brings him back under her roof. Awkward! And if that’s not bad enough, Sophie’s new guy—a sexy and successful entrepreneur—is not keen on dating her without proof that Will is truly out of the picture. Sophie and her best friend concoct an unusual bet to keep Will occupied, but things take a surprise turn for the crazy when Sophie gets roped into sending the man who broke her heart on five blind dates!

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Take My Husband, Please (An Unconventional Romantic Comedy), was awarded the 2017 Bronze Medal for romantic comedy in the Readers Favorite International Novel Competition

Demonesse: Avarus, my compelling new dark fantasy, was selected as a finalist in the 2018 Writers League of Texas manuscript contest for Science Fiction and Fantasy.

 

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WHAT PEOPLE SAY

About Take My Husband, Please!

MIDWEST BOOK REVIEW

A delightfully quirky yet all-too-human cast of supporting characters rounds out this genre-busting tragi-sexy-drama-comedy. Highly recommended!

READERS FAVORITE

The author blends romance, humor, and drama into the plot with mastery, and the unusual twists and turns make it an entertaining read.... perfect for a romantic comedy movie.

SELF-PUBLISHING REVIEW

A laugh-out-loud romantic comedy. Will and Sophie are wonderfully flawed characters who find themselves in one absurd situation after another that'll have you in stitches.

BOOKLIFE PRIZE IN FICTION

Slightly madcap, suddenly sweet, this novel combines the best of female friendship with soulful exploration of passion in its many forms.

 

ALL THE INNUENDO,

HALF THE FACT
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Snortworthy Humor

The moment she stumbled into "The Sag Zone," Kimberly Jayne's hilarious anecdotes about life as an irreverent emptynexter had readers snorting coffee through their noses. All the Innuendo, Half the Fact is a collection of witty missives, from her misadventures with Spanx to the joys of urodynamics, and from burning her "G" spot to a freakish affection for butt floss. It's all in there—sex, love, family, motherhood and, oh yeah, midlife.

 

Kimberly Jayne

Kimberly Jayne writes quirky romantic comedies with characters that leap off the page, demand to crash on your couch, and control the remote. She's spent most of her life relentlessly correcting other people's grammar, until at last she relinquished her red pen and set to creating her own riveting (and correctly punctuated) worlds where the hilarious is tinged with complexity and the dramatic is rife with irony.
 
She has been, at various times in her life, a small business owner, a mother of four, an amateur cat wrangler, and a professional editor. She is hard at work on a dark fantasy epic due to hit a bookstore shelf near you in the summer of 2019. 
 

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